AlabamaHotcakes on December 12, 2025 9:45 pm He refuses to come out until they find the guy who keeps shitting in his bed every single night.
Lordhartley on December 12, 2025 9:53 pm Having his intravenous drip into his hands to keep him alive for another 24 hours, sadly
Tremolat on December 12, 2025 10:08 pm I’m on a cruise ship off the coast of California and I have little doubt we’ll hear the cheers all the way out here if he goes down.
PinballGlizzard on December 12, 2025 10:10 pm It’s when he doesn’t show up and they rush The Couch Fucker to the West Wing is when I’ll get excited.
Remarkable_Spite_209 on December 12, 2025 10:13 pm We can’t do headlines like this when we’re all hoping so much for it to be true ASAP
Tyja136 on December 12, 2025 10:17 pm Had to nip to the auto-ink store on route. His pen was running low.
Bravely_Default on December 12, 2025 10:21 pm Too busy shaking hands again, smh he works too damn hard.
MaxDeWinters2ndWife on December 12, 2025 10:21 pm That damn title… 
SecondToLastOfSheila on December 12, 2025 10:28 pm He had to stop by the middle school to pick up his date.
PunishedWolf4 on December 12, 2025 10:28 pm According to his sycophants this is the guy who works 20 hours a day
ElectricPenguin6712 on December 12, 2025 10:32 pm I read that subject differently and I think you owe some of us an apology for building up hope and dashing it
Ok_Needleworker_6017 on December 12, 2025 10:38 pm If only we could start referring to him in the past tense already…
mulliganwtf on December 12, 2025 10:42 pm The most disappointingly clickbait title i’ve ever seen. I was hoping for more than tardiness.
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He refuses to come out until they find the guy who keeps shitting in his bed every single night.
The title got me so excited.
90 min late for 3pm appointment when it’s only 3:30pm
Having his intravenous drip into his hands to keep him alive for another 24 hours, sadly
Fingers crossed
Hope it’s nothing minor
Antidementia drugs will do that.
Fingers crossed
I’m on a cruise ship off the coast of California and I have little doubt we’ll hear the cheers all the way out here if he goes down.
It’s when he doesn’t show up and they rush The Couch Fucker to the West Wing is when I’ll get excited.
Probably sleeping somewhere
We can’t do headlines like this when we’re all hoping so much for it to be true ASAP
Don’t get my hopes up please.
Sooooo…. did he show or is he still missing?
Had to nip to the auto-ink store on route. His pen was running low.
He’s sundowning early today.
Must be getting treatment
Too busy shaking hands again, smh he works too damn hard.
That damn title…
Stop baiting me and giving me hope!
Flushing the Epstein files. Somebody check the toilets.
He is likely taking a nap.
Man, don’t get our hopes up with a headline like that
He had to stop by the middle school to pick up his date.
According to his sycophants this is the guy who works 20 hours a day
Moves much slower now that he is using a walker.
Wake him up,Wake him up, Wake him up should be the new cheer.
I read that subject differently and I think you owe some of us an apology for building up hope and dashing it
If only we could start referring to him in the past tense already…
The most disappointingly clickbait title i’ve ever seen. I was hoping for more than tardiness.
How much will be asleep?